IOWA FOOTBALL=GONG SHOW

New Mexico State +44 vs Ohio State

Wisconsin -7 vs Purdue

Missouri -3 at Colorado

Michigan State -3.5 at Minnesota

DOUBLE PLAY THURSDAY

Two locks for all you degenerates tonight.

YANKEES/PHILLIES OVER 9


NORTH CAROLINA +16.5 VS VIRGINIA TECH

WEEKEND WRAPUP

Drank a little bit too much last night therefore I was unable to get my NFL picks in on time which is probably a good thing. Of course the alcohol abuse last night was in celebration of yet another stunning Hawkeye victory. Early line for next week vs Indiana is -17.5. Heartbreaking loss on Thursday when North Carolina shit the bed in the 2nd half but a 2-1 Saturday brought us back to even.

MOTHER OF GOD

COACH K

The red hot Coach K has phoned in a free 3* selection:

OLE MISS -6 VS ARKANSAS

SATURDAY'S PICKS

Going with an all Big 10 theme today since your Iowa Hawkeyes are alone in first place for the 1st time since 1990. Not a lot of exciting matchups today, hopefully we can get some upsets to shake it up.

Northwestern -5 vs Indiana

Illinois +11 at Purdue

Penn St -4 at Michigan

MR. THURSDAY NIGHT

Going for 3 in a row on Thursday with this lead pipe lock.

NORTH CAROLINA -2.5 VS FLORIDA STATE

MONDAY NIGHT LOCK OF THE YEAR

SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS -3.5 VERSUS DENVER DONKEYS

KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE

What a Saturday! 2-1. Yankees, Capitals, Coyotes and Hawkeyes all win!!!!!!!!

MR THURSDAY NIGHT-10/17

Arkansas +25 at Florida

Texas -2.5 vs Oklahoma

Minnesota +17 at Penn State

MR. THURSDAY NIGHT

A new winning streak continues tonight for the King of Thursdays. Decent Big East matchup takes place in Tampa this evening as Cincy travels to South Florida. While it would help our Hawks a bit if the Bearcats lose, I think they'll take care of business to win and cover during a competitive ballgame.

CINCY -2 AT USF

MR. MONDAY NIGHT

JETS -3 AT DOLPHINS

SATURDAY RECAP/SUNDAY PICKS

By Mr. Thursday Night

Well F me in the A, two narrow losses in the college game yesterday. We had the right side with Wisconsin however 3 fluke, non-offensive touchdowns by OSU and some horrible coaching by Fat Biliema cost us. Coach K allegedly had another good day but I am unable to confirm this, no documentation at press time. Another narrow win for the Hawkeyes moves them to 6-0. Early thoughts on the game have me seeing it as unlikely Iowa wins in Madison next week.

On to the pro game where I must tell you I am starting perhaps the worst team in fantasy football history today. Due to bye weeks, injuries and shitty drafting, my lineup includes: Kelly Washington, Patrick Crayton, Tashard Choice and Beanie Wells. Unless AP goes off for 450 yards and 5 touchdowns, I am in trouble.

PATRIOTS -3 AT BRONCOS

COLTS -3.5 AT TITANS

MR. THURSDAY NIGHT-10/10

Only two games jump out at us right now, might add more later.

WISCONSIN +16 AT OHIO STATE

LSU +7.5 AT FLORIDA

PIMPHAND STRONG

Last week 3-2 Overall 7-5 Treading water here boys. I wish i had as much time as that DB Coach K.

Mich. st -4.5
Illinois

Wisconsin +16
OSU

Kentucky
South Carolina -9.5

Alabama -4.5
Mississippi

And just for kicks

Meetchicken
Iowa over 47

O-fer Goofer last week in the NFL......0-3. Lets give it a shot again

Indy -3.5
Tenn

Washington
Carolina -4

Atlanta
San Fran -2.5

Jets -1.5
Miami

E-MAIL I GOT FROM LINDGREN

Well, unfortunately, softball is over for me this year. We still have 3 weeks left, but I broke my ankle last night while breaking up a double-play at 2nd. They didn’t turn it, btw.

The SS got all pissy and was in my face when I was laying there. I came in a little high with my feet, but as far as I’m concerned, I own every part of 2nd base as the runner. He needs to get in the air or get to the side or he’s gonna get smacked, which he did. Unfortunately, my right foot jammed into the bag and broke my ankle. I did put a big ol’ strawberry on the SS’s thigh, so it all evens out.

Here are my final stats, or pretty close to what they were. I think I had more walks, but our manager doesn’t always keep the best book.

Batting Average: .767 (5 pts higher than last year)
RBI’s: 153
HR’s: 2
Doubles: 9
Triples: 1
Walks: 39

We also keep some less traditional stats that are important, but don’t usually show up in the box score.

GG: 14
These are Gold Gloves and signify a great (not good, great) play you made. I play catcher and got most of them for blocking the plate. It’s manager discretion and he’s pretty good about being fair. You can pretty much assume that I saved our team 14 runs with each GG.

FT+: 13
These are forced throws you made the fielder make by running aggressively that ended with something good happening like an overthrow or error.

SB: 29
We count stolen bases even though you can’t technically steal. These are extra bases you took due to hustle when the outfielder or whoever lolly-gags the ball in. The manager and guys on the bench immediately say SB when there’s one in question and there’s usually not a dispute. It feels pretty good to move up into scoring position late in the game while everyone is chanting SB-SB.

If people realized how many extra runs you can score in a game, more people would pay attention to base running. You have to pick your spots and can’t be stupid, but a lot of guys don’t have half the arms they think they do and you can abuse them.

Our team takes the year off until January when we’ll lift 3 days a week. I can’t wait until next year. I heard Miken is coming out with a new bat and I’ve already started saving

FRIDAY UPDATE

By Mr. Thursday Night

Well we finally got that Thursday Night monkey off our back. Nebraska exploded for 27 points in the 4th quarter to pull away from the fraud that is the Missouri Tigers. Coach K went 4-0 last night, also playing Nebraska and mastering the MLB playoffs. If you haven't already, I suggest you head over to coachkwins.com and check out Coach K's new site. He's red hot right now folks. FYI-Matt Holliday=Bill Buckner.

Looking ahead to this weekend, I've got a few plays in mind. At this point I do not plan on taking Iowa -8. While I like the Hawks to win this game and perhaps win it easily, I don't like them enough at -8 to bet on it. Colin Cowherd of ESPN Radio just proclaimed Iowa -8 the lock of the year. More to come tomorrow.

LOCKTOBERFEST CONTINUES

By Mr. Thursday Night

Decent matchup in the Big 12 tonight as Nebraska travels to Columbia to take on the Missouri Tigers. Looks like a 90% chance of heavy rain so that'll make for some great football viewing unless of course you'd rather watch your team, your town, your Phoenix Coyotes play in Buffalo as they attempt to go 3-0 on the young season. I think the rain gives a slight edge to the Cornhuskers as they like to run the ball a bit more than Mizzou. The line is currently Mizzou -2 but we are going to go ahead and take the Huskers as an outright winner and expose the Missouri Tigers as the fraud that they are.

NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS ML AT MISSOURI TIGERS

MLB PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS

Yanks over Twins in 3
Angels over Sox in 5
Phillies over Rockies in 5
Cardinals over Dodgers in 4

Yanks over Angels in 7
Cardinals over Phillies in 6

Yanks over Cards in 6

LOCKTOBER CONTINUES......

By Mr. Thursday Night

A winner on Monday Night caps an otherwise average weekend for Mr. Thursday Night. Although it wasn't posted on here, Coach K also hit last night to cap his incredible 3 day run. Coach K has been kind enough to continue to post some plays on HC&P however if you want his entire board head on over to www.sportsmoneymanagers.com.

Today we are blessed to have a one game playoff between the Twins and Tigers. Detroit sends young Rick Porcello to the hill against the Twins Scott Baker. I am projecting fat Miggy Cabrera shows up to the ballpark drunk and the Twins coast to the ALDS where they will be swept by the New York Yankees.

MINNESOTA TWINS -1.5 (+135) VS DETROIT TIGERS

MR. MONDAY NIGHT

6 POINT TEASER-GB +11 AND OVER 40

WEEKEND RECAP

Well this past week went just like the previous several have: lose Thursday, win big on Saturday, give some of it back on Sunday. Luckily, late Saturday Night, in a drunken daze, I stumbled into the online Blackjack room and took the house for all it was worth. The big winner this weekend was Coach K who went a documented 15-3. Still undecided on a play tonight. Should be a good football game though. Huge weekend coming up, keeping an eye on that Iowa/Michigan line. If it comes down to Iowa -6, the farm will be wagered on the Hawkeyes.

MR. THURSDAY NIGHT-10/4

A 2-1 day brings our Saturday total to 11-2 the past two weeks. 3 locks in the NFL today:

TENNESSEE -3 AT JACKSONVILLE

DALLAS -3 AT DENVER

WASHINGTON -7 VS TAMPA BAY

COACH K-WWW.SPORTSMONEYMANGERS.COM

5* Texas Tech -34.5
3* Miami Ohio +29
3* Vanderbilt +10
3* Cal +11.5 and UCLA +12 (7pt teaser)
3* Penn State pk and Boston College +11 (7pt teaser)
2* SMU +28
2* Tulsa -17
2* Arkansas -1
2* New Mexico State +17
2* UTEP +14.5
2* Ohio State -17

10/3-MR. THURSDAY NIGHT

We hope to continue our hot Saturday streak with these 3 stone cold, led pipe, throw away the key, locks:

UCLA ML +175 AT STANFORD

WISCONSIN +3 AT MINNESOTA

MICHIGAN STATE -4 VS MICHIGAN

PIMPHAND STRONG

here we go.... last week 4-3 total 6-4

Wisconsin
Goofers -2.5
over 53.5

Penn st. -7
Illinois

Arkansas -1
Texas AM

Auburn
Tennessee -2.5

i guess ill ring in my first NFL picks with this hat rack

Seattle +11.2
Indy

Baltimore +2
New England

Buffalo -1
Miami

THURSDAY NIGHT RECAP

Well boyz, we took that one in the ole pooper. Colorado converts a 3rd and 25 on their final drive then completes a 25 yard prayer TD pass with 3 seconds left to go over the total of 55. We can not catch a break on Thursday Night but luckily for us degenerates there are 6 other days in the week. At this point however we are hemmoraging money on Thursday Nights and might be forced to do the previously unthinkable: sit next Thursday out. More to come on this developing situation.

COACH K

COACH K by: Lingie Dingie Ding Dong

Shane “Kingah” King, entrepreneur, all around good man
Good looking, athletic, and the bears #1 fan

Hot mom, Donnie football as a dad
Kingah had everything we all wish we had

Something happened though during Shane’s partying days
Something bad that involved football games and parlays

Out emerged the man we have come to know
Who thinks he can make everybody a ton of dough

Coach k, gambler, handicapper, mr. know it all
Also claims to be the best around in softball

While tailgaiting found the true love of his life
Bet on the Trojans she said, and I’ll be your wife

“Deal,” Coach K said with hug and a smile,
Realizing that he out-kicked his coverage by a mile

Settling in Denver, they’ve seem to have found a home
Until Coach K loses it all, and they have to live like a gnome.

MR THURSDAY NIGHT-10/1

The Lions losing streak ended last Sunday and Mr. Thursday Nights will end today. Despite a spectacular weekend record, we have been unable to get it going on Thursday. Tonights game is West Virginia -17, at home vs a putrid Colorado team. The problem is, West Virginia is not what they've been the past several years. Rather than picking a side, we're going ahead and taking the UNDER 55.