SATURDAY SMACKDOWN

INDIANA +7.5 VS WISCONSIN

ALABAMA -14 VS TEXAS A&M

BOSTON COLLEGE +20 VS NOTRE DAME

TCU +6.5 VS KANSAS STATE

OREGON STATE +4 AT STANFORD

LINGY DINGY DNG DONG'S SEASON BEGINS

Ok boys, sorry about getting excited with football a couple weeks ago. I should stick to what I know. Lock these ones up tonight. College plays will start soon.

Heat -5 @ Hawks

Hornets -6 vs Bobcats

Rockets +7 @ Grizzlies

Spurs -5.5 @ Kings

Pacers +2 @ T’Wolves

JOHNNY 5

Wisc 17
Indiana 24

NW 27
Michigan 34

Purdue 17
Iowa 27

Penn St 24
Neb 17

Minn 24
Illinois 13

SATURDAY'S CARD

A tough loss with Louisville last night but we're back at it today with 5 locks that figure to improve your weekend.

NORTHWESTERN -5 VS IOWA
TEMPLE +6.5 AT PITT
INDIANA +2 AT ILLINOIS
PURDUE -3 AT MINNESOTA
USC -6.5 AT ARIZONA

ALL ABOARD

It’s been too long. It has to have been painful for this blog’s followers. But don’t you worry because Lingy Dingy Ding Dong is back. You can all crawl out of the moldy, dirty, stinky hole you have been confined to for the past year due to the depression that hacks like Slapshot Bob has put you in. No longer will you have to take the advice of a guy who hasn’t watched a sporting event in over 5 years. You will all remember this day as one of the greatest of your life. I say “one of the greatest” because in a week and a half, we may all see Barack Obama ousted from office, which would instantly catapult that day as the greatest day this fine country has ever seen.

For those of you who don’t know me, I am more of a basketball expert. I will provide you with winning week after winning week when the season begins. What you will not see in me is excuses and lies and placing blame. My camp is not run like the Obama administration.

Listen, I understand that a lot of you have become accustomed to some people on here. I’m sure you all have started to enjoy that depression filled hole that Slapshot drove you in to. Maybe Slapshot has warped your mind into thinking mediocrity is ok. I am here to remind you that being mediocre is NOT OK. We are here to win, not to lose. Denis Waitley once said, “Loser make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep.”

So, if you want to keep losing and keep failing, stay with the promise breaking Oba….er….I mean Slapshot. Or jump on board with the winner producing freight train that is about to steamroll its way through the NBA And NCAA Basketball seasons. As part of my commitment to you, I am going to give you a couple football plays this weekend. Like I said, I am a basketball man but I want to gain your trust now. When you see my winning ways on my “less knowledgeable” sport, you will surely jump off the Slapshot bandwagon and onto the freight train.

Louisville -3 1/2

USC -6 @ Arizona

Ohio St +1 @ Penn St

Wisconsin -6 vs. Michigan St

Oklahoma -11 vs. Notre Dame

FRIDAY NIGHT FUN

Two big wins for us last night got the weekend headed in the right direction. 51-53 on the season is still subpar but the comeback has begun. Tonight we've got an excellent matchup as the undefeated Louisville Cardinals host 1 loss Cincy. Mr. Thursday Night knows the Cardinals are legit and will be laying the points. Lock it in!

LOUISVILLE CARDINALS -3.5 VS CINCY BEARCATS

JOHNNY 5

Our Big Ten expert Johnny 5 looks to continue his spectacular season with these sure fire locks:

Iowa 20
NW 27

Indiana 31
Illinois 27

Purdue 28
Minny 17

MSU 17
Wisc 20

Ohio State 20
Penn State 27

Michigan 24
Nebraska 27

THURSDAY NIGHT!

TAMPA BAY BUCS +5.5 AT MINNESOTA VIKINGS

CLEMSON TIGERS -11 AT WAKE FOREST DEACONS

NFL SUNDAY

Another good Saturday gets us to 49-50 on the season as we enter another interesting NFL Sunday. We like the favorites today, ain't no doubt about it. Good luck!

VIKINGS -7 VS CARDINALS
BILLS -4 VS TITANS
GIANTS -6.5 VS REDSKINS

SATURDAY IS HERE

45-48 is not where we want to be on the year but things are trending in the right direction after a 4-1-1 day last Saturday. We're heavy on the Big Ten today but that's what we know best. Good Luck!

Purdue +18.5 at Ohio State

LSU -3.5 at Texas A&M

Michigan State +9 at Michigan

Indiana +3 at Navy

Tennessee +20 vs Alabama

West Virginia -3 vs Kansas State

JOHNNY FOOTBALL

Our Old Pal Johnny 5 is back with his 7-3 record to predict the Big Ten this week!

OSU 38, PU 27

Wisc 27, Minn 17

Neb 38, NW 35

Mich 27, MSU 17

Ind 38, Navy 17

IA 20, PSU 14

SATURDAY!

We're back and charged up for a big day on the college gridiron! 41-47 on the year.

IOWA +7.5 AT MICHIGAN STATE
OKLAHOMA -3 VS TEXAS
PURDUE -1 VS WISCONSIN
KANSAS STATE -6 AT IOWA STATE
STANFORD +7.5 AT NOTRE DAME
SOUTH CAROLINA +2.5 AT LSU

JOHNNY 5

Iowa 17
Michigan St 23

Northwestern 31
Minnesota 17

Purdue 31
Wisconsin 24

Illinois 13
Michigan 38

Ohio St 42
Indiana 20

SUPER SATURDAY

VIRGINIA TECH +6.5 AT NORTH CAROLINA
VIRGINIA +1 AT DUKE
ARIZONA +10 AT STANFORD
CLEMSON -11 VS GEORGIA TECH
TCU -6.5 VS IOWA STATE
LSU -2.5 AT FLORIDA
GEORIGA +1.5 AT SOUTH CAROLINA
WEST VIRGINIA +7 AT TEXAS

JOHNNY 5

Michigan State 38
Indiana 27


Northwestern 17
Penn State 21


Illinois 13
Wisconsin 24


Michigan 21
Purdue 27


Nebraska 20
Ohio State 31

THURSDAY NIGHT ACTION

ST. LOUIS RAMS +2 VS ARIZONA CARDINALS

USC TROJANS -14.5 VS UTAH UTES

NFL LOCK OF THE YEAR!!

A mediocre Saturday has us chomping at the bit today and we've got our NFL lock of the year to start the day. This is a must win for Detroit and the Vikings value is inflated due their huge win last week over the 49ers. We do not expect this game to be close. Elsewhere, the favorites will dominate the early games as we love the Falcons to keep rolling against Cam the Scam. Good luck!

LIONS -4 VS VIKINGS
FALCONS -7 VS PANTHERS
SEAHAWKS -3 VS RAMS

SATURDAY CARD

Good morning fellow degenerates! We enter today 38-39 which is not acceptable around these parts. For the morning games, we like several home teams to take care of business. Be sure to check back later today for the afternoon card which promises to improve your weekend. Good luck!

VIRGINIA +4 VS LA TECH
MIAMI -2 VS NC ST
WEST VIRGINIA -11 VS BAYLOR
ARKANSAS +13.5 AT TEXAS A&M
IOWA/UCONN/NORTHWESTERN ML PARLAY
OHIO STATE ML AT MICHIGAN STATE
VIRGINIA TECH -6.5 VS CINCY
ASU -2.5 AT CAL
COLORADO +19 VS UCLA
OSU +2 VS TEXAS
WISKY -11.5 AT NEBRASKA

FRIDAY FOOTBALL

This weekend promises to be a big one and we kick it off in Utah as Hawaii travels to BYU.

HAWAII +26.5 AT BYU

JOHNNY 5 RETURNS!

Our ole pal, Big Ten Expert Johnny 5 is back as conference play opens this weekend!

Indiana 27
NW 34

Penn St 10
Illinois 17

Iowa 24
Minn 17

Marshall 17
Purdue 31

Ohio St 21
Michigan St 17

Wisconsin 13
Nebraska 27