Today we have received word that one of the largest douche bags in professional sports history has tested positive for some sort of pefromance enhancing drug. I must say, this is some of the best news I have received since Danny Tartabull signed with the Yankees back in the early 90s. Dating back to his days in Boston, Manny has exhibited traits that would make one think his drug of choice was marijuana rather than steroids. Whether it be cutting off a relay throw from Johnny Damon or accusing Roger Clemens of throwing at him on a pitch that was called a strike, Manny being Manny has always been a douche bag being a douche bag. Enjoy your 50 day vacation Manny. Use this time off to get a haircut and some self respect.
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