Denver, CO
A state-wide man hunt is currently underway in an attempt to locate disgraced HC&P gamer Coach K after his first ever 10* selection (Gonzaga) crashed and burned unlike any other. Possible locations for Coach K vary widely however we have one unconfirmed report that he was seen at the Light Hitting Lounge in Pueblo, CO. Authorities have already checked in on all the gambling rehab sites in Colorado and at this point believe Coach K is on the loose making ill-advised wagers somewhere in the Rocky Mountains. If you see Coach K, please call the local police. Do not approach. He is believed to be gay and extremely homo.
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