Denver, CO
HC&P has learned from a source close to the investigation that the Colorado State Troopers have focused their case on Slapshot Bob regarding the disappearance of disgraced handicapper Coach K. According to our source, Slapshot Bob has becoming increasingly disgruntled lately and was having a difficult time accepting Coach K picking 64% winners. Apparently this issue dated back to a confrontation in 1996 when Coach K threw down a vicious 360 windmill dunk on Slapshot Bob's forehead on Coach K's backyard court in the Midwest. When attempted to be reached for comment, Slapshot Bob shouted "Obama" and quickly hung up the phone. Meanwhile, the search continues. Yesterday an uncomfirmed report surfaced that Coach K was spotted in Colorado Springs and was taking notes at a Division III baseball practice apparently to prepare for an upcoming wager. Stay tuned to HC&P for breaking news on this developing situation.
On a serious note, where is Coach K? We need him to come back before the games tomorrow.
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