Wednesday, March 4, 2009

SOMEONE GRAB A FIRE EXTINGUISER!


Now is the time to act, people. Coach K, Mr. Thursday Night and Pointspread Pete are firing on all cylinders. Since Hot Chicks & Picks opened about a month ago, all 3 expert handicappers are in the black when counting units. Mr. Thursday Night has clearly established himself as the NHL expert, making Slapshot Bob put his stick between his legs and run for cover. Coach K is offering up multiple college basketball winners every single night and Pointspread Pete has been hammering the college ranks with daily locks that you can feel free to pass along to your mothers. They're that good. Whether you need money for spring break, are saving up money for an engagement ring or just need some extra cash for your gay porn addiction, Hot Chicks & Picks is the place to call home. And remember kids, sports gaming is only legal in the state of Nevada!

5 comments:

  1. Thanks a lot guys!!! I've been following and you guys have made me some money the past couple weeks. Keep up the good work!!!

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  2. You guys do baseball??

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  3. They'll blow ya mind, handicappin Tim McVeigh's
    Droppin bombs on the books, you best stay out the way
    Oh do you hear that...tick tick tick...It's MTN, PSP and Coach K!
    HC&P, that's where you'll find me
    Lightin the wick, can you hear it...tick tick tick
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

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  4. Baseball will be covered and the bookies will be abused.

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  5. I'm proud of you guys. Keep up the good work.

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