SATURDAY NFL!

Merry Christmas to all our fellow degenerates out there! As a token of our appreciation, we've got some NFL locks you can use as some lsat minute stocking stuffers! HCP&P's is now 76-51-4 on the season including a spectacular 26-10-1 on the NFL. While we won't be wagering on it, clearly the biggest game of the day is in Detroit where the Lions look to clinch a playoff spot for the first time in 12 years when they face the biggest d-bag in the league, Phillip Rivers and the San Diego Chargers. Chaos N. Suh will be primed and ready to alert the Chargers QB to "lay your head down Phillip, I'm not your boogey man!"

ARIZONA CARDINALS +4.5 AT CINCINNATI BENGALS

TAMPA BAY BUCS +7.5 AT CAROLINA PANTHERS

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS +1.5 VS SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS