It’s been too long. It has to have been painful for this blog’s followers. But don’t you worry because Lingy Dingy Ding Dong is back. You can all crawl out of the moldy, dirty, stinky hole you have been confined to for the past year due to the depression that hacks like Slapshot Bob has put you in. No longer will you have to take the advice of a guy who hasn’t watched a sporting event in over 5 years. You will all remember this day as one of the greatest of your life. I say “one of the greatest” because in a week and a half, we may all see Barack Obama ousted from office, which would instantly catapult that day as the greatest day this fine country has ever seen.
For those of you who don’t know me, I am more of a basketball expert. I will provide you with winning week after winning week when the season begins. What you will not see in me is excuses and lies and placing blame. My camp is not run like the Obama administration.
Listen, I understand that a lot of you have become accustomed to some people on here. I’m sure you all have started to enjoy that depression filled hole that Slapshot drove you in to. Maybe Slapshot has warped your mind into thinking mediocrity is ok. I am here to remind you that being mediocre is NOT OK. We are here to win, not to lose. Denis Waitley once said, “Loser make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep.”
So, if you want to keep losing and keep failing, stay with the promise breaking Oba….er….I mean Slapshot. Or jump on board with the winner producing freight train that is about to steamroll its way through the NBA And NCAA Basketball seasons. As part of my commitment to you, I am going to give you a couple football plays this weekend. Like I said, I am a basketball man but I want to gain your trust now. When you see my winning ways on my “less knowledgeable” sport, you will surely jump off the Slapshot bandwagon and onto the freight train.
Louisville -3 1/2
USC -6 @ Arizona
Ohio St +1 @ Penn St
Wisconsin -6 vs. Michigan St
Oklahoma -11 vs. Notre Dame
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