AP TOP 25

Iowa climbed back into both Top 25 polls this week, slotting the #13 spot in the Associated Press Poll and the #17 spot in the USAToday Coaches Poll.

This seems about right. From unranked to 17th or so in the coaches poll EXCEPT WAIT A FUCKING SECOND PENN STATE IS #13? ANNIE GET YOUR GUNGODAMNIT YOU’VE GOT TO BE FISTING ME WITH AN ANDRE THE GIANT DILDO.

So, let me get this straight: Iowa is 4-0. (that means they’ve lost no games! lol) They beat Penn State in the vaunted LOLOUT in Happy Valley Saturday. Penn State’s only loss is to Iowa. And yet, Iowa is ranked behind the team they just maimed?

At least the AP had more sense – Iowa is #13 and Penn State dropped all the way to 15th after the Hawkeye ass whooping. But, according to some of these voters, Penn State is still the better team:

Paul Arnett of the Honolulu Star-Bulletin has Iowa #22 in his poll and Penn State #10. Paul obviously has a pineapple shoved sideways up his ass, which is clouding his thinking. Go hula dance off a cliff and give back your AP vote, you tool.

Jay G. Tate of the Montgomery Advertiser has Iowa #22 as well. PSU? They’re #11 according to this loon. You better not be related to Drew Tate or you’re not invited back for Thanksgiving, motherfucker.

Sal Interdonato of the Time-Herald Record in Middleton, NY, has Iowa #20 and Penn State #12. Sal covers the Army football beat, a team that just got shit-stomped by ISU. And if you remember, ISU is the worst football team ever assembled. Sal, pull your head out of your Black Knight ass.

Desmond Conner of the The Hartford Courant has Iowa #20 as well. Penn State checks in at #10 in his poll. I know that the Desmond on College Gameday can’t read, and you’re obviously blind. You two should hang out and jack each other off.

Jeff Gravley of WRAL-TV in North Carolina has Iowa #18 and Penn State #12. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

And lastly, thank God he doesn’t get an AP vote and has to make his own “Power Poll,” Dennis Dodd of CBS Sportsline has Iowa at #15 and Penn State at #11. Also, in his unveiling of this week’s poll, he writes a love letter to Tim Tebow and asks if he can be directly behind him in the weekly ESPN Elephant Walk.

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