Friday, September 6, 2013

DRAFT REVIEW-HARRY TIMBERCRANK

3 special guest GMs combined to write this review!

The Who – Chandler, AZ resident via Cedar Falls via Royal Oaks. University of Iowa graduate. Degenerate, Dictator/Tyrant of Fantasy Sports, Lover of Canada, hockey, IPA’s, Hippy Extra-Curriculars and Speed Metal. Has more PTO days than the rest of the league combined. Has a Father in Law, but is not married.

Best Value Pick – Jason Witten ($7) – Witten may not score many touchdowns but will be the best TE in the game from 20 yard line to 20 yard line. Given this is a PPR league, and his homoerotic relationship with his QB. that’s a recipe for success.

Worst Value Pick – Reggie Bush ($39) – Being a homer is one thing, but Harry put things on a whole new level with this purchase. Like Reggie’s big butt X girlfriend, Harry may get pee on his face for this purchase. Yes, Reggie may catch a boatload of balls but his lack of TD’s from the RB position is horribly concerning.

Sleeper Pick – Ryan Broyles($1) – As the NCAA record holder for receptions, Broyles has already proved he is a very good WR. An unfortunate knee injury late in his college career took this once coveted WR off a lot of people’s radar. He appears to finally be healthy and ready to contribute. Now, if Matthew Stafford can take his eyes off of #81, Broyles could emerge as a legit #2 and a legit fantasy option.


Draft Grade - It’s not a good sign when you look at a team and struggle to come up with their Best Value and Sleeper Picks but have numerous candidates for Worst Value Pick. The fact that Kaepernick has no one to throw to, Ridley may be sharing red zone touches and nearly 20% of your budget was spent on Reggie Bush, this GM is in trouble. The receiving duo of Thomas and Jones is as good as it gets but may not be enough. The one saving grace could come if his handcuff selections of Fred Jackson and Kendall Hunter work out but relying on injuries isn’t exactly a recipe for success. C-

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