Thursday, September 5, 2013

DRAFT REVIEW-FORTEOUNCEMALTLIQOUR

The Who-Omaha via Washington DC via Iowa. Owner of the greatest golf shot I have ever seen in person. Also a new father, below average PS3 College Football gamer, former Capitals season ticket holder.

Best Value Pick-Lamar Miller ($8) - Miller is an emerging star on an improving Dolphins squad. Do not be surprised to see him finish in the top 10 in the NFL in rushing. Honorable mention to the $3 Stevie Johnson addition. Johnson will be E.J. Manuel’s favorite target in 2013.

Worst Value Pick-Matt Forte ($43) – A steep price to pay for a declining, aging running back. Given the team name I suppose Forteouncemaltliqour had no choice but this is similar to paying top dollar for the largest woman at the Spearmint Rhino. Sure it was once an attractive option but the best days have long since passed.

Sleeper Pick-Giovani Bernard ($6)- Bernard will be the starter in Cincinnati by week 4 and has shown great promise in the preseason. He was very productive at North Carolina and the Bengals think the production will continue in the AFC North. This may turn out to be one of the biggest steals in the League of Champions this season.

Draft Grade-This general manager had an outstanding draft in regards to running backs and wide receivers. Those two units are unmatched in the league. However, it became quite apparent at some point the Boone’s Farm took over as he completely ignored quarterback and tight end. Forteouncemaltliqour only took one of each and both are outside the top 15 of their positions. Relying on Michael Vick and Coby Fleener for consistent production is the very reason Police Chief Grady coined the phrase “desperation is a stinky cologne” in Super Troopers. C

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