COACH K

COACH K by: Lingie Dingie Ding Dong

Shane “Kingah” King, entrepreneur, all around good man
Good looking, athletic, and the bears #1 fan

Hot mom, Donnie football as a dad
Kingah had everything we all wish we had

Something happened though during Shane’s partying days
Something bad that involved football games and parlays

Out emerged the man we have come to know
Who thinks he can make everybody a ton of dough

Coach k, gambler, handicapper, mr. know it all
Also claims to be the best around in softball

While tailgaiting found the true love of his life
Bet on the Trojans she said, and I’ll be your wife

“Deal,” Coach K said with hug and a smile,
Realizing that he out-kicked his coverage by a mile

Settling in Denver, they’ve seem to have found a home
Until Coach K loses it all, and they have to live like a gnome.