In a shocking sequence of events, the E-Friends Challenge has now turned into what may be a Steel Cage Brawl. Adam "Turbo" Jay underwent an operation, which could keep him sidelined for up to 8 weeks, but has permanently damaged his ability in many events in the Challenge. Therefore, the big talking Turbo, started running his yapper to the other members of E-Friends and has challenged them all to an all out brawl. The date and venue is yet to be booked, but one thing is for, it will involve a steel cage. While this writer is disappointed the sporting challenge will not take place, I figure this is the next best thing.
So who is the odds on favorite? This isn't quite as easy to determine as the sporting challenge but I do have some inside info. Adam "Turbo" Jay - A possible front runner when healthy, ATJ has fallen like the stock market and is not the safe play. With an injured shoulder and neck, the rest of the crew will use this to their advantage, most likely with sharp pokes to the neck region. ATJ still has the best "check into the boards" and with a steel cage, this could mean bad news for the other 3. The biggest question is will ATJ's never say die attitude overcome his pain? My guess is no and he will continue his pu$$y ways. Odds: 60:1
Dan "The Ostrich" Fletcher - Fletcher has the reach and the strength to dominate the rest of the crew. At 6'5, 230 lbs, he dwarfs the competitors in this event. Fletcher's "elbow bom" is the deadliest elbow that I have ever seen in my life and could be the difference maker. There is one concern with Fletcher though. Fletcher never seems to come out on top in anything he does. Fantasy sports....failure. Political debates......failure. Courtroom debates.....failure. Proposing to his girlfriend of 5 years.....failure. Calling Lindgren when he is Cedar Falls.....BIG TIME FAILURE. Don't judge this book by its cover. His size and elbow will not be the difference. Odds: 10:1
Josh "Whoa is Me" Russo - Unless you have money to absolutely waste, I wouldn't even think about putting money on this bozo. The downfalls are endless. First of all, he is way too worried about his good looks to get into any kind of grappling match. Plus, Russo has by far the weakest "punches" in this event. Having seen him "throw down" on 4th St in Cedar Falls, I can tell you that his punches are more like the punches thrown by my 3-year old niece. So unless Lindgren has a stroke, Jay has a heart attack or Fletcher trips over his own feet and breaks his ankle, this young stallion has 0% chance. Odds: 15:1
Matt "Lingz" Lindgren - While Lindgren is easily the most athletic of the bunch, he lacks one thing in an all out brawl.....size. Having seen Lindgren's ferocious ways on the basketball court and having seen how far he can hit a softball and golfball, I have no doubt that their is strength underneath the lanky stature. Lindgren has one advantage. His 9-iron attack is the most feared attack in the grappling world today. Is using a 9-iron unfair? Some say yes, some say no. All I know is, it is allowed and it will be the deciding factor. Don't be fooled when you see Lindgren making his way to the ring. When 2 men remain (Lindgren and Fletcher), expect this match to end with Lindgren's patented move. The flying 9-iron off the top of the cage will send Fletcher into the upper deck. Game, set, match. Odds: 1:2
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